An awkward questionnaire

The point of this questionnaire is to torture you with awkward questions in order to find out your unique characteristics as a person. Potential side effects include discomfort and uncertainty in your own sanity.

You should answer the questions in this section without looking up the answers.

• Is airplane food bad?
• What is Obama's last name?
• What is the capital of Switzerland?
• Who was the first female president of the United States?
• When did World War II start?
• How many letters are there in the Russian alphabet?
• What is the name of Jotaro Kujo's Stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
• Does the sentence "James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher." make sense to you?
• Does the sentence "The complex houses married and single soldiers and their families." make sense to you?
• Is the word "folk" pronounced with an "l" sound?
• How many days did 1752 have?
• What are the colors of the flag of the Seychelles?

• Can you pronounce such words as "thick" and "that" as they're pronounced in the British/American English?
• Are the words "wine" and "whine" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "pour" and "poor" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "ferry" and "fairy" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "caught" and "cot" pronounced the same?
• Does the word "father" rhyme with "bother"?
• Are the words "Mary", "marry", and "merry" pronounced the same?
• Do the words "trap" and "bath" have the same vowel?
• Does the word "bird" have the sound the word "rock" begins with?
• Are the words "metal" and "medal" pronounced very similarly?
• Does the word "hurry" rhyme with "furry"?
• Does the word "about" rhyme with "kaput"?
• Does the word "bag" rhyme with "vague"?
• Are the words "bath" and "barf" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "kin" and "king" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "fill" and "feel" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "full" and "fool" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "back" and "bag" pronounced the same?
• Are the words "back" and "buck" pronounced the same?

• How do you pronounce the word "data"?
• How do you pronounce the word "exactly"?
• How do you pronounce the word "lmao"?
• How do you pronounce the word "lol"?
• How do you pronounce the word "GIF"?
• How do you pronounce the word "PNG"?
• How do you pronounce the word "WAV"?
• How do you pronounce the word "gzip"?
• How do you pronounce the word "char" as in char letter = 'a';?
• How do you pronounce the word "lib" as in "libinput"?
• How do you pronounce the word "src" as in src/main.c?
• How do you pronounce the word "var" as in var number = 3;
• How do you pronounce the word "GNOME"?
• How do you pronounce the word "GUI" as in "graphical user interface"?
• How do you pronounce the word "Kdenlive"?
• How do you pronounce the word "RHEL" as in "Red Hat Enterprise Linux"?
• How do you pronounce the word "bin" as in /bin/bash?
• How do you pronounce the word "etc" as in /etc/sudo.conf?
• How do you pronounce the word "mnt" as in /mnt/usb?
• How do you pronounce the word "proc" as in /proc/uptime?
• How do you pronounce the word "chmod" as in chmod +x prg?
• How do you pronounce the word "env" as in env python?
• How do you pronounce the word "grep" as in grep -rl "hello"?
• How do you pronounce the word "ls" as in ls /etc?

• Are you good at telling apart your emotions?
• What languages do you know?
• What language do you think in?
• Do you have an internal monologue?
• Does your internal monologue use your own voice or someone else's?
• When you read other people's messages in your head, do you read them with your internal monologue's voice or the sender's voice?
• Do you think you have more than one person in your head?
• Do you think you're human?

• Can you visualize your own past?
• Can you imagine 60 dB of bass being pumped right into your ears?
• Imagine a cube.
  • What color is it?
  • Where is it located?
  • How is it lit?
• Can you imagine the smell of a rotten egg?
• Can you imagine the taste of coffee without milk or sugar?
• Can you imagine someone cutting the tip of your finger?
• Can you imagine someone uncomfortably touching your arm?
• Can you imagine being extremely hungry?
• Can you imagine being extremely thirsty?
• Can you imagine losing balance?
• Can you imagine wanting to vomit?

• What color is the letter E?
• What color is the note C#?
• What gender is the number 6?
• When you see someone being kicked, do you feel being kicked too?
• What does the word "quizzaciously" taste like?
• What does soul music taste like?

Note: don't try to do the actions listed if you either don't know the answer or the answer is "no."

• Can you put your foot behind your head?
• Does looking at the Sun not damage your eyes?
• Can you see infrared or ultraviolet light?
• Can you survive in extreme heat or cold?
• Can you multiply two 4 digit numbers in your head without a calculator?
• Can you break a concrete wall with your own hands only?
• Can you draw a panorama of a city after only seeing it once?
• Can you survive a whole month without sleep?
• Can you imagine a 4D object rotating in 4 dimensions?
• Can you imagine a color that doesn't exist?
• Can you survive getting 10000 volts of electricity applied to your body?

• Are you good at telling apart different forms of attraction?
• On a scale from 1 to 10, how attracted are you to feminine/masculine people:
  • Sexually?
  • Romantically?
  • Aesthetically?